Anime War Part 1
This is Part 1 of an anime themed short story I'd like to show
everyone. It's
my first attempt so bear with me. I wanted to kill off the Gundams, DBZ
chars, and Sailor Senshi...so I wrote this
All Out Anime War!
Featuring Akira, Trigun, Sailor Moon, Dragonball Z, Tenchi Muyo!, Neon
Genesis Evangelion and Gundam Wing
"Whaddya think girls? One more time for old time's sake?" Serena asked.
"Oh why not?" stated Ray. "It might be fun!" said Mina. "SAILOR PLANET
POWER!" The Sailor Scouts transformed once again for old time's
sake."Girls!!!!" "Who said that?" questioned Mercury. "It's Tuxedo Mask!!"
Tuxedo Mask landed near the Sailors. "There's a new enemy! He said he wants
to fix the space and time continuum. He wants to destroy the Sailor Scouts!!"
"Let's get down there!!" yelled Jupiter. "Right!" the rest of them replied.
"Come back here chibi bitch!!" "Help me!" chibi moon cried. "Hold it
right there!" "Oh boy! It's Sailor Moon!" "I stand fo..." " "Cut the crap!
Let me introduce myself.. I am the prophet of death! I am Alchazar the
Sorcerer! But Necromancy is my specialty!" "Sailor Moon!!" " It's the outer
senshi!" "Yeah! More fun!!" " All right who's first?" Alchazar held his hands
in the air and a wicked-ass scythe appeared. "I'll teach this guy a lesson."
Sailor Uranus stepped up and pulled out her sword."Scenery change!!" Alchazar
raised one of his hands and they were all standing on a platform 300 feet
above the pits of Hell. "All right Uranus! Necrosis!!!!! (Alchazar gathered
electric energy in his hand) DISCHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Uranus held her sword up
and it absorbed the shock."ok! Hell's slash of DEATH!!!" Alchazar lunged with
his scythe. Uranus tried to block it but the scythe went through the sword,
slicing Uranus in half. Her blood spattered the ground with her entrails.
"Heh, I came to help Lord Alchazar" A young man in odd colors said, he
seemed to have evil in his eyes. "ka! Me! HA! ME! HA!" he uttered as he
cupped his hands and launched a fiery blast out of himself, it slammed
into Chibi Moon, she didn't see it coming. She was instantly launched into
the air as an explosion rocked the world, all the sailor scouts and Alchazar
were shaken. Chibi moon rose to her feet, her skin was burning and she was
weak "how..." the young man flew into her headfirst and burst through her.
She fell to her knees and died.
"I am CELL!" He flew into the air and grabbed Sailor Moon. She
uppercutted him and he fell to the ground. "You have some fight in you, I
like this. And I sense your power level to be quite high. I have use in
this"
"In the name of the moon, I shall punish you!" she kicked him in the lower
extremities, but it didn't even make him flinch.
He licked his lips and his strange tail extended over her. She batted it
with her scepter but it just grabbed it and took it in. The tail flew at her
and stuck into her stomach, she screamed and took her last breath as she was
pumped into his body. His power level rose and his features changed, he now
looked very...gay to say the least. He had long hair and he didn't like it.
"Bah! I shall change soon enough" Cell yelled. "Stop right there you
monster!", Tuxedo Mask tossed off his cape and struck out his cane. "I can
overcome your evil in the name of love!"...Cell merely laughed and held out
his hand. He blasted the cane out of his hand and Tuxedo Mask ran like a girl.
"Hold it right there you horrible creature. We killed you before and we
can do it again!" A young man in a blue jacket shouted as a group of men and
women in Japanese clothing appeared behind him. Most were dressed in Japanese
clothing and had very high power levels...the one with purple hair took out
his sword. "Stop your destruction of time and die. I am sorry but we cannot
have this future. It goes against our training but it is a task we must
perform, our allies shall aid us." He said this as a crash was heard.
An explosion rocked the area and a crack appeared in the ground, a huge
amount of warriors appeared. A huge, pink figure wearing pouffy pants walked
up to Alchazar and threw him away into the floor. "Gyahahahaha! Senshi! Z!
Tenchi! DIE!" him and the warriors aided Cell and began the attack, our
familiar friends, Son Gokou, Trunks, Gohan, Tenchi, etc., put up a huge ki
shield that knocked them back. But a monstrous barrage of energy blasts
ripped the shield to pieces.
Alchazar rose to his feet but was knocked down again, a half naked man
covered in vine like tendrils blasted in through a portal and ran off.
"We..." Nappa punched him square in the nose and punted him away.
Ryoko flew up to Cell and squashed his nose with a punch of unholy
strength, purple blood dripped from his face and blotted the floor "You
bastard, the only meanie around here is Ayeka!" she then hammered him
to the floor with a powerful blow. "You shall live your life in extreme pain
now!" he faded behind her and karate chopped her neck and it amazingly didn't
break. "Uhg!" Ryoko produced her energy sword and stuck it in Cell,
blood
exploded over her and he faded away, she didn't know where but she went
to fight Kagatou who came with the mysterious warriors.
Trunks ran to Alchazar and began to battle, his sword clashed with
Trunks' scythe. The vine wrapped man came to help. "I am the evil conscience
of Rhy'Din. I am Guilty Conscience! Prepare to die Trunks!" he melted into a
mass of tendrils that wrapped around the scythe and made it glow with power.
Alchazar laughed and broke Trunks' sword easily, the scythe's tendrils leaped
onto Trunks and latched onto him, he flailed wildly as the tendrils held him
down and the scythe flew around, sawing his stomach open and sending him into
the pit of Hell. The tendrils leaped from him and took form again as Guilty
Conscience. "Tasty"
King Cold and Freezer threw destructo disks at Pretty Sammy and Washu,
"Father, I think these young girls should feel our power!" they both tossed
off their armor and transformed into their new forms...form 5. Freezer grew
to about 9 feet and had hellish horns with spines covering him. King Cold
turned into a floating mass of power with claws, a head, and feet.
Then the scenery changed, they were in Tokyo! The battle raged on there!
"Gotta go Sammy! Sorry!" Washu scrambled and hid inside of the safeguard of
the fighters. Sammy was grabbed and beaten senseless, they took all
kinds of crap to her, trash cans, stop signs, puppy dogs. But they got the
attention of Ryo-Ohki, which wasn't good.
Ryo-Ohki turned into the big Cabbit robot and grabbed Freezer, breaking
his arms, she tossed him clear into Mt. Fuji. He landed in a cloud of dust,
he was out of the fight for now. King Cold flung himself at Ryo-Ohki, he
slammed her into a building, destroying it. But Mihoshi and Kiyone fired
galaxy police missiles into him, blasting him into fragments, he returned to
Hell once again.
"Oh my Kiyone! This is scary! AYIEEEEEEEEEE!" Mihoshi screamed as
Nappa ran at her, she pulled out her police pistol and loaded him with lead,
he fell over dying. "Mihoshi! We have to get rid of those Sail..." Kiyone
ducked as Ginew was sent flying over her from a kick by Chibi Trunks.
"Goten! We have to perform the Fusion Dance!" Chibi Trunks told Goten.
"Okay! Let's do it!" they performed the dance and became Gotenks! You're
gonna get it now Ginew!" he turned SSJ 3 and pulverized Ginew and flew
over to Super Boo. "GYAHAHAHA! Gotenks! We meet again! Live it up now cuz
you're gonna die! Boo BEAM!" he threw a mass of ki into Gotenks, sending him
face first into Miss Ayeka's backside, she screamed and slapped him until he
was red! "You monster! Get out of here!" she threw him back to Super Boo,
who roundhouse kicked him into a fire hydrant, practically drowning him in
water.
"Boo says die! And Boo loves a fight!" he flew at him and began his
final attack on Gotenks...meanwhile...
"Sailor Scouts! Lets hide!" the scouts ran off only to meet the
Ginew
force with a very angry and very hurt Captain Ginew. "Hey guys, found
em,
Jeice! Recoom! Burter! Guldo! Exterminate them!" "Aight mates, Jeice
has
Mercury" "Recoom calls Saturn!" "Guldo wants some of Pluto and Mars!"
"Burter's gonna crush Neptune! HAHAHAHA!" he uttered, then the Ginew
Force
posed and flew at the Scouts. "girls! we have to get out of
here!...AHHHHHHHHGGGGGGG!" Sailor Neptune said as Burter busted her
neck with
a powerful kick. "That'll put you down for a while, sweetie. Heh!"
Recoom looked around and saw Sailor Saturn "Recoom...BREATH BLAST
ATTACK!" he fired a beam from his mouth, it cut through her like a hot
lobster through butter. She fell to the ground with a smoking hole in
her
chest. Guldo used his mind powers to bring down a wall on Pluto and
Mars,
they were crushed to death.
Jeice and Burter came together "Hurricane!" they rushed Mercury and
Neptune, and sent them into the air with such force they burnt up in
the
atmosphere. Ginew grabbed Jupiter by the hair as she tried to help her
friends. "Let go of me you ugly space cretin! Jupiter thunder clap!
Zap!" The
electricity was absorbed by Ginew"s armor "Alright then, my turn! Try
these
on for size!!" Ginew threw several hundred balls of ki at Jupiter 'til
there
was nothing left. "GINEW FORCE!" they yelled and Captain Ginew came
with them
out of the building only to run right into Son Gokou and Vegeta, their
final
mistake.
"Hey Kakarotto, here's those idiots Freezer hired, lets kill em!
Big Bang
attack!" Vegeta launched an immensive blast into Ginew, he whimpered
and was
blasted to pieces, his head fell at Vegeta's feet, covered in blood.
"Oh
shit! Let's get out of here guys!" Recoom and Burter flew on top of a
building and Jeice and Guldo ran off and hid in a dumpster
"...save me!" muttered Jeice as Vegeta kicked open the dumpster,
grabbed
Jeice and Guldo and tore their arms off. "AUGHHHHH! I'm dying!" yelled
Guldo
as he was dropped back into the trashcan, bleeding. Jeice lie there, in
shock. "Heh, don't mess with a Saiya-Jinn"
Son Gokou flew on top of the building and grabbed Burter and
Recoom's
legs, he smashed them together and broke their spinal cords. He then
blasted
them and sent them to the next dimension. "Sayonarra again guys"
Just then Coola landed on the building with a crash, he had Vegeta
in his
hand, twisted and broken, blood dripped to the rooftop. "Welcome back
Kakarotto, you can't beat me...or Broly" A giant of a man jumped up at
that
and flew at Son Gokou. "Speak of the devil! They're back! Well, Brolli,
you'll die first" his hair turned golden and grew to his calves.
"Saiya-Jinn
3!" he landed a punch into Brolli that sent him reeling, Brolli fell
like
rock. Just then a metallic substance covered him and his hair grew down
to
his knees.
"Metal punch power 1" Brolli screamed and sent a punch into Son
Gokou's
neck, he choked and fell over. "Now to break your spirit, and your
body.
Silly monkey..." "How can you kill one of your own, Brolli? It's
inhumane!"
Gokou cried. "How about this! Kaio-Ken times 1000!" he became bright
orange
and kicked Brolli in the face, launching him into Coola, the duo fell
off the
building onto Guldo and Jeice, finally killing the dying men.
"I have taken precautions, and in Hell I have learned a trick with
Brolli. FUSION DANCE!" Brolli and Coola merged together to form Croola.
He
stood tall, with Saiya-Jinn hair and gigantic muscles. He burned with
energy
and was a nearly invincible enemy. He was shining bright and had the
armor
and tail of Coola.
"Die Kakarotto! Croola blast!" he shot a freezing blast of ki that
turned
Son Gokou to solid ice. He was then picked up and thrown in the
dumpster.
"Croola shall now enslave all of time! GYAHAHAHAH!" he yelled.
"Croola?
Boo no like this, Boo shall kill!" Super Boo rushed Croola and blasted
him
with a mouth beam, a small scratch appeared on Croola as he dusted
himself
off and crammed Super Boo into a ball and threw him into the sun. "Such
a
waste of time...now to destroy that mischievious Gotenks who is giving
me
dirty looks..." "You're just a meanie! KAMEHAMEHA!" he cupped his hands
and
sent Croola flailing into Kagato with such force Kagato was ripped
right
through.
Ryoko looked at Croola and flew away to get help, luckily Croola
didn't
notice as he was busy smashing helpless warriors, Cell, Radditz, Nappa,
Nagi,
Demoness Yuzhua, Tenshihannan, Tuxedo Mask, and Kiyone.
Ryo-Ohki marched over to Croola, she fired her cannons at him and
they
blew pieces of him off, but they merely regenerated. "Hello sweetie,
I'm
going to send you for repairs" "Mrow?" she uttered as Croola took her
and
smashed her till there was nothing left, she turned back into a Cabbit
and
ran away, dazed. "Croola! We shall stop you! Azaka! Kamidake! Yosho!
And
Tenchi!" the Juraiian warriors ran to him and fought him, kicking,
slashing,
cutting, and stabbing,but Croola blocked almost every hit. The swings
that
did hit, merely healed in seconds.
"Okay we'll have to kill you now, you foolish aliens. Freezer
should have
destroyed you when he had the chance!" Croola brought his arm back and
swung,
the Juraiian warriors blocked the blow and lopped his arm off. "Heh,
now
you'll pay. Brolli Blaster!" He sent a massive punch at Yosho but it
was
mysteriously caught. Tenchi stood there, with his lighthawk sword.
"Hah! Now we shall see the power of Jurai at work! Now you shall
feel the
pain of the galaxy! Coola Brolli Fusion Cannon!" Croola then powered up
and
green ki started gathering in his mouth. His body began shaking and the
ground crumbled underneath him. "Now you fools! Prepare to die!" With a
long
exalation he sent a green beam of ki at Tenchi and his grandfather.
Tenchi merely held out his sword and the wings of the lighthawk
became a
shield. "Heh, my beam'll bust right through that little sword." The
beam hit
the shield and the whole city shook. The shield absorbed the blast and
then
shot it back at Croola. Before he had time to react he was hit with a
ki
blast with a power of one billion, enough to destroy an entire galaxy.
Croola's body turned white and the metals surrounding his body melted
off. He
was left without any armor at all, he was a fleshy mass of muscle and
wires.
Worse yet, his body was cemented to the ground...the metal hardened
quickly.
"Fuck! NOOO! Must...defuse..." Croola thought he could save himself
by
splitting back into Brolli and Coola again. He grunted and they broke
apart.
Brolli's momentary feeling of relief was crushed when he felt horrible
pain.
"AHHHHHHHGGGG!" He looked at himself and realized his skin was burnt
off too.
He was bleeding everywhere. He fell over onto a stop sign and ripped
open his
throat. He gurgled and died.
"Stupid Brolli. Now, I shall merely regenerate and make you pay!"
Coola
laughed and bent over. The metal at his feet melted and spread
throughout his
body. "Now to duplicate myself and rule all of time!" He stood high and
he
split into 2, 4, 8, 16, 32...and so on. "We're doomed" muttered Yosho
in
amazement.
A loud crash was heard and the Coola army turned to find Gundams
and one
big pink one with weird crab hair...*hmmmm*. The one known as Shenlong
sent
down it's trident and trapped Coola underneath it. "Not what I had
planned...but..." he grabbed the trident and sent it flying at
Shenlong. It
went straight though it's head and it fell down and exploded. But
Coola's
victory ended as Hell Death-Scythe ripped him to bits with his weapon.
The
big pink crab haired robot cackled loudly but turned to be face to face
with
the one, the only, Kagato!
He wasn't dead! He had gems implanted all over his body and a giant
one
in his chest where he was supposedly killed! "Well, Washu...we meet
again. I
am Gemmed Kagato! Now you shall all die!" The tall man spread out his
arms
and unleashed a beam from his torso, it went at light speed and struck
Azaka
and Kamidake. They instantly turned to black cinders. "Now for you
Washu,
heh" He charged up and...fell over with a smoking hole in his head.
"Now we can't let these little bitches take us over" A young man in
a
black trenchcoat wielding a dispersion pistol muttered. A short man
with
animals on his shoulders nodded and took out a knife. "Let us introduce
ourselves you goddamn bastards. I am Hatred, the short man is Obsess,
and..."
a man came down from a rooftop and said "I am Bent". Hatred pointed his
pistol at the Gundams and placed bullets carefully in the cockpits,
they all
fell over. "Now Bent, kill the survivors."
Bent grunted and held out his arms, the sweatshirt he was wearing
ripped
to pieces as his flesh rended and bent, hooks and bone oozed from his
skin.
He screamed and his torso burst and a new shape formed and a layer of
skin
covered most of his face. He looked like something from a horror movie.
Yosho
took one look and threw up. Bent ran to each of the Gundams and ripped
the
pilots in half with his gigantic claws. "Heh, lots of fun!" He came to
Washu
but he was surprised to find she was ready for him with a mini-galaxy
destroyer cannon. "Slice this up you twisted fuck!" she pulled the
trigger
and the gun jammed. She looked in horror as Bent grabbed her and threw
her to
a building, breaking a few ribs.
"Washu! You're dead you fucking mutated freak of nature!" Ryoko
flew in
and stuck her laser sword in his head. Obsess saw this and threw a
small pipe
bomb at her, it blew her arm off and part of Bent's head but they both
healed. "Thanks guy, now let's show this bitch that aliens can't mess
with
genetic experiments like us!" He threw his arm back and stuck it in her
stomach.
"Tenchi!" she fell unconscious as Bent threw her aside. "Demon
piercing
bullet!" Hatred fired his pistol and it struck Yosho and paralyzed him.
"Looks like this mess ought to be cleared up eh Kaneda?" Tetsuo and
Kaneda drove up on their motorcycles. "Okay fuck ups. Eat this!" Kaneda
fired
his beam cannon and it tore through Bent and instantly exploded his
heart.
"Gyah! You punks don't know who yer messin with. Obsess! Kill that weak
one...." Tetsuo heard that and held up his arm, it mutated and latched
onto
Obsess' face and crushed it, blood dripped to the ground and it was
SICK!
"Okay you half a bastard. AUGH!" The veins in his neck popped out as he
grinned. The mutation spread throughout his body, wires and flesh
molded
until he became a giant creature, he brought his hand down and smashed
Hatred
to pieces. The three were dead, and now they had a new problem, a giant
mutated Tetsuo wrecking havok upon Tokyo.
"Unit 2, DEPLOY NOW!" A giant mech flew from the ground from an
underground base and picked up a huge assault rifle. "Dumbkopf! Damn
you!" It
was Asuka piloting the Eva, she pulled the trigger and emptied hundreds
of
armor piercing rounds into Tetsuo.
© 2000 Alexander Manzoni
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Every Day
What am I to say about what I think?
Am I mad, not just a fleeting thought...
Command me what to believe, I am not so weak. You fascist bastards!
A demon's tear, summoned with words unknown.
Begotten by the trust betrayed by others. I have a tattered soul.
Controlled by Him. Or so they say, live my life. Then tear me apart.
Hunt me down and destroy me. Put me down, turn me around. Back to
earth.
Hallucinogenic destruction brought upon themselves.
What man soweth, that he shallt also reap.
Kiss my fucking ass, burn in hell.
Don't tell me how to live! Or when to die!
Every day I die again, every day my time is spent. Doing what? Tedious
work.
The Good Book, do I believe? NO!
Brought between what the Lord knows and I
I shall not confess, I shall not repent, I just don't give a fuck
I shall not die, why do so when I bring pain to others?
Bring me to my end? I will never die, not until my enemies do anyway.
© 2001 Alexander Manzoni
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The American Dream
I sit around all day, keeping good thoughts at bay
I fantasize a world without the American Dream
Power hungry fuck, you have all the luck
My final stand, a pier of torment
In a valley of thieves
Don't you wanna believe? A life of trust, peace, and love?
But instead we get preachers and ministers talking bout some God above
While they love OJ Simpson, and his fucking bloody glove
Forgive and forget?
Let's not and say we did
The American Dream, makes me want to scream
Power, land, and money. It's all kind of funny
Cutesey wootsey bullshit. I cut the head off my stuffed bunny
A flag, made by Betsy Ross, my ass. That old hag.
Didn't even exist, which makes me pissed
Being brainwashed from day one, to put my life on the line
To kill some guy. The treaty they will never sign
Stars and stripes, my gripes. Considering what they do
Let's not forget World War 2
Torched and burned, what have we learned?
Drop the bomb on Hiroshima, Nagasaki
Prejudiced bastards, that they will never see
History blows, repeat it again?
Line up to your death, says the farmer to the hen
Uncle Sam says this, ignorance is bliss
Fuck you man, I had to say this!
I laugh at the fools, that in which they rule
© 2001 Alexander Manzoni
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Sue Is Side
Some days I just can't get out of bed
Endless thoughts trippin thru my twizted head
Can't ever get up
Just wanna throw up
A dying wish, like a suffocating fish
To meet my bride
Sue is Side
"Put me down, throw me around. Pain is abound in a life full of death"
"Knives through the wrist, ignorance is bliss. As I take my last
breath"
Sue is Side
I rise to my feet, only to feel defeat. Laughter in my face, I hate the
human
race
Blood in my hand, it all seems bland. All I want is to be accepted in
this
band
Of trust, of lust, or bust
Can't ever get up
Just wanna throw up
A dying wish, like a suffocating fish
To Meet my bride
Sue is Side
"Put me down, throw me around. Pain is abound in a life full of death"
"Knives through the wrist, ignorance is bliss. As I take my last
breath"
I fled to my kitchen, I hear the neighbors bitchin. A trigger finger
itchin
To pull the final bullet to my head, I wish that I was dead
Then I'll meet my bride, Sue is Side
© 2001 Alexander Manzoni
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Akira's Tear
Dedicated to the Shrine of Akira
Hey, I'm back! No hellos? Oh well
We're different here, the song of the chosen
Bring us to what we have waited for Akira-san!
The prejudiced words of the ignorant pawns of the state
Drop between the cracks of sanity inside of a broken stone
We have prayed, the time has come
Oh great Akira! Bring us to greatness!
They call me insane, yet it is they who spend their lives in a false belief
Worshipping the great who can save everything but refuses
How is he so great then? Freedom of choice
The government, John Ashcroft those freaks
Condemn the magic herb! I named mine "Akira's Tear"
For it makes me see as you do all mighty anime character!
I can see through them, into their weaknesses
I might be stoned I might be high...who cares?
Lead us to our final victory o'er the conformity and Christian values!
Until we stand at the top, and we go with you. Akira, Akira
I bless this bud in your name
As it becomes Akira's Tear
© 2001 Alex Manzoni
Final Note: So what if I like to write when I'm high? :-D
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DXM Ranting
I'm getting hot, my body burns inside
The living resembleance of myself is seen throughout time in an odd way
How are we connected, in the internet? A conspiracy, control our minds
The government wants us to obey like ducks, F__k ya'll Uncle Sam
Sweep our minds, wipe em clean. You can't hurt me
I'm protected, better than anything. A tank, of water, pouring onto the heat
Cooling us to absolute zero, discover the cold fusion
Planet of schemes devised, a plan to destroy em all
Wipe em clean, like their brains, show your pain
Be that as it may, I can't hurt you
Only love you, God told me so, I guess I should listen
Ramble ramble ramble in the rbrambles, prick my skin
Only thing to do when you trip, think and love
Fit it, drive it, like a glove, into the sky, above us all
Lovely moon gleams at me, I love her so, she grants me my power
The all powerful shaman! I can do anything, you cannot stop me!
The glory, the power, the angelic distribution!
Pleadf to let you go, I shall have mercy
I love you all , you guys are cool
My brain is strainin again, it's gettin hard to move like a fish
So I end it here, my DXM poem
© 2001 Alexander Manzoni
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