INCANTATIONS


Every group has one. The dark satanist who lies in wait, ready to unleash the dark powers of his unholy lord upon those that stand in his way. Although contradictoy to our own objectives, we welcome such darkness as a source of inspiration, an outlet for anger, and an occasional source of humor. This page represents the darkest pits of our imagination. The conjuring up of seemingly good food from something that causes as much resentment as a packet of Ramen. We welcome and request of you to send us any dark incantaions of Ramen you can find. Although we are still weak when it comes to power, our number deserve a chance to enjoy a good meal even if all they can spare is the $0.15 price tag...

Basic Akira Shrine Standard

by: Jason Skaggs, AK001

Ok, back in the day before there even was a Shrine of Akira, the founding members would gather at my house and insist that I make them ramen. I didn't mind, I've always had a kind of weak spot for ramen. This is the most basic version of my specialty ramen that I used.

1. Prepare a normal pack of ramen. I prefer beef flavored.
2. Before adding seasoning, drain the ramen completly (Otherwise you don't get as much flavoring)
3. Throw in half a can of diced tomatoes, a small can of drained mushrooms, and some sliced onion.
4. As this warms at low heat, add a few teaspoons of soy sauce. Now would also be the best time to dump in the seasoning packet (Unless your like me and you serve your ramen with the seasoning packet so whoever eats it can do it themselves.)
5. Remove from stove, eat with chopsticks. (If your making it for yourself, eat it from the pot for the full effect.)



God's Super-Ultra-Spicy-Hot Ramen-o-Death

(aka Peptic Ulcer in a Bowl)
submitted by God
1. Acquire Ramen noodles, preferably Maruchan Beef flavored, paprika (or ground red pepper) and chili powder (preferably mexican or texas style)
2. Acuire one spoon, one set of chopsticks, a deep bowl (I use a giant coffee mug) and a fairly deep (about 4-5") saucepan (should be about 6-8" across), and enough water to fill the saucepan halfway
3. Boil water according to the instructions on the ramen package.
4. Add Ramen noodles and boil for approximately 3 minutes
5. turn off heat
6. add contents of flavor package, about 3 shakes of the paprika and 3 shakes of the cili powder to the water/ramen
7. stir until mixed well
8. pour your ramen into the bowl- you can pour out as much water as you need to. The ramen will stay spicy even if you have only a small amount of water.
9. Pour yourself a large glass of ice water and then eat the ramen with the chopsticks. If your mouth catches fire, it's because you're a pansy ass. Try again using less chili powder and paprika. Ultimately, you should be able to build up your tolerance until you can handle two tablespoons of paprika/chilipowder in your ramen.



Ramen Genesis: Evangelion

by: Anime Otaku Alex

1. This may sound a bit dumb but I don't care. I personally liked it. First, throw 2 cups of water in a pot. Then boil that smug pot of water until it begs for mercy (boils :-D)
2. Toss in any kind of ramen noodle stuff (I used Oodles of Noodles: Shrimp)
3. I put in about 5 shakes of black pepper, a large capful of dark soysauce. Then toss in as much Lea and Perrins Worcestershire sauce as ya feel like.
4. The damned noodles think they're so cool being crispy. Just boil em until they're at the firmness you want.
5. Let it cool down and toss the mess into a bowl.
6. If you like it, have fun! If not...throw up!
^_^