MOVIES DO NOT MAKE PEOPLE DO BAD THINGS....They just make us alot more creative when we do. Heh-heh-heh! If I've learned anything since I've "dawned the mask" it's that you have to commemorate the classics. Who can forget the first time you saw a zombie rip out a chunk of human flesh with his teeth, or the time a certain killer doll sliced open it's first victim, or how about my own personal favorte Freddy grabbing ahold of that stupid loud mouthed girl and made juilian fries with her while her boyfriend screamed helplessly in the first Elm Street. So, as a way of learning from past mistakes by famous killers, I've complied this list of wonderfuly horrific failed attempts to kill off the scum of the Earth. Consider this my dream collection...
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